Monday, November 8, 2010

Bro Code to become the Ho Code?

If you've watched How I Met Your Mother, are male or work/spend a lot of time at a bookstore than you know of something called the Bro Code. If you don't, and you're male, you should be ashamed. The Bro Code is a list of rules [codes, get it?] that men aka "bros" should follow when among their fellow "bros". It goes from the expected [Bros before Hos] to the less graceful [Bros shall never make eye contact during a Devil's Threeway [one chick two dudes].

My question is, where's my [for lacker of a better title] Ho Code?

Really, I think women should have one. I don't think it's sexist to say that yes, women are sneakier and more prone to commiting dirty deeds when it comes to getting a male wrapped around our finger. Wrapped around our finger is completely different than what Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother does [one night stands]. Usually women like being able to take something others want, that's our fun.
So perhaps a "Ho Code" is needed, a set of rules or guidelines for chicks to follow when out with their own. That way we'll know what to expect.

Just a thought. Any codes you'd want to see in the Ho Code?
An example: Chicks before dicks.
Seems pretty obvious.

Love, Me. :-)

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