with friends like these, who needs enemies.

No friend will insult you or make you feel worse about yourself.
No friend will kick you when you're down.
No friend will trick you, lie to you or purposefully hurt you.
No friend will ever judge you.
No friend will ever laugh at you.
No friend will waste your time because your time is worthwhile.

Instead...

Friends will compliment you and do everything to help you shine.
Friends will help you up if you fall.
Friends will only trick you or lie to you if there is a surprise party involved [coughcough] and when they realise they have hurt you they'll do everything they can to make it right.
Friends will accept you and usually help you in your insanity.
Friends will laugh with you.
Friends will realise you are worth everything in the world because you know they are too.

Love, Me.